Toilet Booger Telling at Shellie TV


Hello dear readers! I thought I'd let y'all know there's a new video clip up on Shellie TV. It's a Toilet Booger story I shared with the Cowgirl Convention in Tyler, TX!. I hope y'all enjoy! Do feel free to share and warn your loved ones of the dangers lurking out there. Hugs, Shellie … [Read more...]

Caroline and The Toilet Booger


Hey y'all, this is my weekly video posted at All Things Southern yesterday. It occured to me that all of my blog readers may not know the website  features are updated weekly.  Heck, you may not even know I have a weekly newsletter you can subscribe to in order to get those features delivered straight to your email box. (If you aren't subscribed, I sure wish you would consider it.) That said, I couldn't stand the thought of y'all missing this one. I do so love that Caroline! Hugs, Shellie … [Read more...]

Pulpwood Queen Bound!


Pink feather hat, boa, tiara, clown outfit, marketing material-- check,check, check, and oh mercy I'm sure I'm overlooking something! Yes, indeed, it's that time again. This weekend I'll return to the Pulpwood Queen's Girlfriend Weekend Greatest Show on Earth in Jefferson, TX to present my latest book, Sue Ellen's Girl Ain't Fat, She Just Weighs Heavy! A veteran of this affair by now, one might think I would know what exactly what to expect and how to prepare. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Excuse me. I couldn't help myself. The truth is, this is one event that refuses to fit in a box, any box. For illustration, I invite y'all to join me this weekend via this blog and my Facebook wall for real-time pictures. (Here's one from a past year of me and my BFF dressed as rainbows for The Big Hair … [Read more...]

Friday Foolishness Anyone?


Wow. I don't know about y'all but it has been one hard work week on this side of the screen! It surprised me, too, because there wasn't any traveling in it, meaning I thought I was going to be able to kick back a little. HA! That said, I've wrapped all the pressing deadlines and I'm feeling a little giddy, so how about a round of the Caption Game? I'll go first... "Of course I'm embarrassed, but he keeps telling me that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery..." YOUR TURN :) … [Read more...]

Q & A with a real agent on today on ATS LIVE!


No, silly! Not that kind of agent. :) Hey y'all! Are you dreaming of getting published and wondering where to start? Have you written that book but have no idea where to turn? Could you use some insider information? Yeah, I thought so. Regular correspondance with the All Things Southern porchers has revealed a number of aspiring writers in our community and your dutiful hostess has made it my aim to help you educate yourselves on the process. So, here's your chance, folks. Today, on ATS LIVE, my agent Greg Johnson, of WordServe Literary will join us for a Q and A! Greg is a wealth of information and he is willing to share, so don't miss it. That's today on ATS LIVE, Monday evening from 5:00 to 6:00 on TALK540 KMLB out of northeast Louisiana. The show also streams live from my website. … [Read more...]